Stocked Items

The Slate Coasters

Custom orders are sold in sets of four. 

$25

Round natural slate, raw edges, no two alike, the same stone we put everything else on.

The engraving is up to you. A name, a monogram, an inside joke, a logo, a line drawing of whatever you'd defend in an argument. 

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.

The Charcuterie Set

Slate boards available in 12"x 8" or 16" x 12" and come with a 4 piece cheese knife set. 

16" x 12" Set: $60

12" x 8" Set: $50

9" x 6" Set: $40

Most cheese boards are an afterthought. A slab, some knives, a shrug. This one has opinions.

Natural slate with raw, uneven edges, paired with four engravable wooden-handled tools. The board gets engraved too. If our lines aren't sharp enough, bring your own.

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.

The Charcuterie Tool Set

4 piece cheese knife set

Price: $15

Wooden-handled tools: a fork, a spade, a chisel, and a cleaver. we'll scratch the handles with whatever you wish. 

Engraved to order, built to matter, and specifically not the kind of gift that dies in the back of a cabinet. That's the only kind we make.

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.

The Charcuterie Board

9"x 6" Cheese Board: $25

12" x 8" Charcuterie Board: $35

16"x 12" Charcuterie Board: $45

Natural slate with raw, uneven edges, no two alike.

Choose what it says. Engraved to order, built to matter, and specifically not the kind of gift that dies in the back of a cabinet. That's the only kind we make.

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.

The Cork Coasters

Sold in a set of four.

$20

Natural cork, warm and light, the kind of thing that feels good in your hand and lands quiet on the table.

The engraving is up to you. A name, a title someone actually earned, a logo, an inside joke, whatever you'd put in writing and stand behind. We burn it in clean, and it soaks up the sweat off a cold glass instead of leaving it on your furniture.

Order them matching, or make all four different. Light enough to hand out, good enough that people won't.

Engraved to order, built to matter, and specifically not the kind of gift that dies in the back of a cabinet. That's the only kind we make.

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.

The Identifiers

Patches, Nametags, and Business Cards

The Patch: $20/pack of 10

PU leather, stitched edge, engraved with whatever you put your name behind; a logo, a crew, a business, a badge you made up and fully intend to enforce.

Heat-transfer backing, so it irons on and stays on: hats, jackets, uniforms, bags, the coat you refuse to replace. No sewing, no fuss.

The Nametags: $4 each

3" x 1" or 3" x 1.5"

Available in Black or White

Plastic Magnetic Backing

The Business Cards $25.00/pack of 50

Black Aluminum Business Card

To order, click Contact Cat and send us your idea. We can typically fill any order in two weeks or less. Cat will not ask for payment until the order is discussed & confirmed.